Sacramento Cricket Association, California, USA

Hello, I played cricket for LA before getting promoted to SCA LEAGUE. I love playing cricket and enjoy lunches that are served during the innings break.

After not getting selected with any other team...I have Bribed my way into Davis I. All the team members have to stand on a chair to look into my eyes...specially the CAPTAIN. I am too COOL and too TALL for everyone in this league. I am not related to Aman Hayer in any way whatsoever but you can ask for my autograph whenever and wherever.

Me not speak Angrezi that well....Teri Maa Ki...I am new goal keeper..err...wicket keeper for Davis I this year. I am stupid enough to be driving to Davis from San Francisco every weekend with Shezad....because he will be paying for the GAS and TOLL. I am married and living a happy life..and I suggest all the Singles ppl...go on Shaadi.com and find your better halves.

Inshallah....Inshallah....INNSHALLAH...Inshallah..Will I be playing all the games...Inshallah!! Will I be taking more wickets....Inshallah!!! I am very religious and Yoga type person. I say INSHALLAH because that's how i roll. I already took 5 wickets in my first game and INSHALLAH will be receiving a trophy..inshallah...and shezad is a good captain.....MASHALLAH.

I LOST more WEIGHT than I scored RUNS last year....Isnt that amazing!!! Hmm..I play occasionally now but I miss opening with Shezzy poo...eventhough that kutta got me run out hella times. I am back to play few games this year and hopefully will establish my hooking and pulling and set SCA on AAG..

The BEST COMPLIMENT I have received ever in my life is that i look like MANSOOR SHAFQAT!!! I try to act like him too....wearing chest guard, arm guard, gilli guard...thigh guard...elbow guard..ankle guard....finger guard....you name it whatever guard!! I am practicing hard and want to bowl bouncers!! You better watch out when I come running to you. you guys might start singing...THARTI HILDi THARTI HILDI!!!

The only reason i play cricket is to DRINK BEER after the game...It doesn't matter if we win or lose...I make sure I DRINK and I make underage Davis I kid drink as well. UCC LOVES ME!!!!

I still have not returned the TWO TROPHIES that I got 5 years ago. I am still a Bachelor and moved to fremont and play PAINTBALL instead of bat and ball (sorry that does not sound right)on weekends. I am back to play cricket for Davis I and settle my scores with all the teams. I have worked out so much that i look like GHAJINI 2. I am looking forward to more fights and verbal arguments during this year.

Pakistani HERO. All the batsman just retires hurt after seeing my Chocolate boy looks. I can bowl 30 balls in a row after throwing 20 wides and 4 no balls and still end with a 7 wicket haul. I also believe in wearing CA GUARD and hide behind the umpire when i am bowling, Some of my STRATEGIC moves. Just for the records, i think i am the prettiest boy alive in Sacramento League

Jamie is my name......raising fake charity is my game!!!!!

I am a upcoming talent for davis in the spinning department. I am spinning the ball and fooling batsman like i fooled all the people who donated their money for charity. I am very rich but i dont like giving umpire 4 dollars for every single game. becaust i am gujju. Also, i am the most nicest guy in DAVIS cricket club history.

I enjoy CHOREOGRAPHING dances more than wasting time playing sunday cricket. I have Choreographed a dance for our team for this upcoming season which i believe everyone will like. I am looking to get an sponsor so if you are interested, you can contact me @ dancebeforecricket.com

I am tired of seeing ppl write they are the best spinner....let me tell u guys upfront..SHEZAD said that "I AM THE BEST SPINNER IN SCA"...Enough Said...no i wanna say more...I am very patient too. I listen to ppl when they argue for no reason...I am very stylish...I am a good player....ppl keep defending on my ball and I dont get wickets...its cheating!!! I will be heading to study further this summer about the ART of spinning the ball more and more...so come wish me LUCK!!...alright enough Bak Bak

I believe Bowling to my field and my INCUTTER are lethal. Davis I is not meant for me as i am a PRO at cricket. I am shareef and attend MSA meeting regualarly. College is too much work and i dont have time to play for DAVIS I. I come and play whenever i want and if i play i make sure i get opening bowling or else.....

I dont even play for Davis 1. I dont know why i am here but I like to play for better teams and better league and thats why i help out davis I so i can get famous. I am fashion designer and if davis I pays me enough money i will design their kapde.

Heyyy Mann!!!!!

I asked more questions than i make runs. I like to be supercleared to where i am fielding. Sometimes, it takes me months to get to my fielding position as i am a perfectionist. I can do math without using any calculator but i struggle doing scoring with weird scoresheets.

I Hail from south kerala and i admire RAJNIKANTH. when Davis is gone, i am looking to play with my TAMIL boys.....so Holllllllerrrr back